GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book.